The Oncoming Hope

While there are many drinking games out there for Doctor Who, this one will be Pond-specific. The internet is a-buzz (get it? get it?) with their shenanigans and this Saturday, you will be too.

Draining the Pond (credit for title goes to Jon Morris at antiscribe.wordpress.com)

RORONICUS POND

If Rory wears sexy glasses, smile, then drink.

If Rory says, "I'm a nurse," or any variation thereof, drink twice.

If Rory is dressed as a centurion with good reason, drink once.

If Rory is dressed as a centurion with no reason, drink twice.

If Rory dies, down your drink.

AMY POND

If Karen Gillan delivers a line in an inappropriately sexy manner, drink.

If she ends up in her policewoman costume, drink twice.

If Amy is bodyjacked, deprived of her memory, is falsely impregnated or otherwise violated, down your drink.

RIVER SONG/MELODY POND

If River kisses someone, drink.

If River Song shoots something, drink.

If she shoots one of the Doctor's hats, down your drink.

If River says "spoilers," just lock yourself in the bathroom and weep.

COUPLE POND

If Amy and Rory make out, drink.

If Amy and Rory make out in front of the Doctor, drink twice.

If an episode goes by without a single mention of their daughter: drain the pond. Down the bottle.

If Amy and Rory make out in an episode where they don't mention their daughter, skip the booze and throw yourself out the window headfirst.