Draining the Pond: A New Doctor Who Drinking Game

Rory Drinks

While there are many drinking games out there for Doctor Who, this one will be Pond-specific. The internet is a-buzz (get it? get it?) with their shenanigans and this Saturday, you will be too.

Draining the Pond (credit for title goes to Jon Morris at antiscribe.wordpress.com)

RORONICUS POND

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If Rory wears sexy glasses, smile, then drink.

If Rory says, "I'm a nurse," or any variation thereof, drink twice.

If Rory is dressed as a centurion with good reason, drink once.

If Rory is dressed as a centurion with no reason, drink twice.

If Rory dies, down your drink.

AMY POND

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If Karen Gillan delivers a line in an inappropriately sexy manner, drink.

If she ends up in her policewoman costume, drink twice.

If Amy is bodyjacked, deprived of her memory, is falsely impregnated or otherwise violated, down your drink.

RIVER SONG/MELODY POND

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If River kisses someone, drink.

If River Song shoots something, drink.

If she shoots one of the Doctor's hats, down your drink.

If River says "spoilers," just lock yourself in the bathroom and weep.

COUPLE POND

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If Amy and Rory make out, drink.

If Amy and Rory make out in front of the Doctor, drink twice.

If an episode goes by without a single mention of their daughter: drain the pond. Down the bottle.

If Amy and Rory make out in an episode where they don't mention their daughter, skip the booze and throw yourself out the window headfirst.

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11 Responses to “ Draining the Pond: A New Doctor Who Drinking Game ”

  1. HA HA! I love it! The only thing that I think might be missing is something for "If Amy and Rory conceive ANOTHER Time Lord aboard the TARDIS..."

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  2. hehe - that makes me wonder if the Doctor will soon have a new rule about certain precautions being taken when on board the TARDIS

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  3. Lol, I hadn't even thought about that! The Tardis used to be a state of grace, now it's a state of...sterility.

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  4. Draining The Pond is an inspired name for a Who-themed drinking game - kudos!

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  5. Those glasses are awesome

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  6. He's so sexy in those glasses!

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  7. Yo 那覇や腹なはやなさなひたなはやなはらになひをひなさはゆさまたなかはなはやなはなはる ナビかなかなは棚はな昼なへなあなりなひはたなや

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  8. this has massive spoilers kindly consider removing

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  9. theoncominghope28 June 2012 at 07:05

    um...spoilers for what?

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  10. Dude. River Song spoilers like crazy.

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  11. Aside from that, though, this is absolutely PERFECTLY and I ADORE you for it.

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